About UselessStuff
Our Mission
At Useless Stuff, we believe laughter, absurdity, and useless joy are the antidotes to the soul-crushing monotony of being an “adult."
What We Make
From over-the-top fake news headlines to majestic oil-painted portraits of your friends, we remix prompts into gifts that feel personal and playful.
Why It Matters
Fun lowers the temperature of life. Our work adds a little whimsy where you'd least expect it - birthdays, break rooms, and internet chats.
How we got here
- 1
A weekend hack turns into a vibe
We built a silly generator for testing AI ideas and accidentally made our lives a little better. Go figure!
- 2
The toolbox grows
Added funny images, absurd audio, satirical music, and the ability to remix prompts like a DJ on too much coffee.
- 3
From joke to product
Turns out people liked it. So we threw together a website, bolted on a checkout (because hey, rent), and spun up a legit help desk. Still a joke, just with better engineering.
Our Tiny Team
Loves turning half-baked ideas into fully-baked laughs. Secretly kinda good at programming.
Not a real person, but if he was, he'd feed the AI models only the finest nonsense. Maybe this could be you?
Also not real, but she'd make silly look downright stylish. Maybe this also could be you?
Want to build something gloriously unnecessary?
We love teaming up with brands, creators, and yes, even boring corporations to build custom absurdity people can't help but share.
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