Privacy Policy

Introduction

Welcome to Useless Stuff! We know privacy policies can be a snooze, but we take your privacy seriously (even if the rest of our site is a little silly). Here's everything you need to know about how we handle your information.

Information We Collect

• Personal Information: If you order or contact us, we may collect your name and email address.
• Usage Data: We gather anonymous data on how you use Useless Stuff (like which useless pages are visited).

How We Use Your Information

• To provide and improve the Useless Stuff experience.
• To respond to your messages or feedback (we love hearing from you!).
• To analyze site usage and make things even more delightfully pointless.

Sharing & Security

• No Selling: We never sell your personal information. Not for pizza, not for puppies, not even for pizza and puppies!
• Trusted Partners: We may share data with trusted partners who help us run the site, but only as needed and with care.
• Security: We use reasonable measures to protect your info from unauthorized access (ninja-level security, but no actual ninjas).

Your Rights

• You can request to access, update, or delete your personal information at any time.
• Not happy with our policy? Let us know - your feedback is (almost) never useless!

Contact Us

Questions, concerns, or just want to share a particularly useless fact? Use our contact form here. We're here to help!